Your name is Jane Crocker and you’ve received some snapchats…


==> Aradia

==> Dave

==> Davesprite

  #EYYYYY ))    #ooc    #not an entry    #reblog    #ask crockercutie    #brilliant ))  

i like my blood just the way it is thankyouverymuch

  #aradia megido    #aradia zahhak    #aradia    #homestuck    #bloodswap    #LOOK AT THIS OLD THING I FOUND    #APPARENTLY I NEVER POSTED IT WHOOPS    #the art makes me cringe a little but whatever    #only a little    #entry  

(( ahaaa I’ve been severely neglecting this blog, apologies all around. I’ve cleaned out /most/ of the askbox. Send in some new prompts maybe? ))

  #ooc    #not an entry    #MUN IS TRASH    #JUST SO YOU KNOWW  


(( dani you are amazing. never change ))

(( >:( ))

(( Fedora = Dad ))

  #ooc    #reblog    #replies    #(( im so sorry ))    #ask crockercutie    #gif warning  
(( psst hey )) (( are you even doing these anymore I can't see the dates ))

I’m always willing to do another one for you babe *blows kiss and winks* <3 no but seriously these are hella fun so I will continue to do them (and spam my blog with ooc trash but idc so whATEVER)

1. First impression: Man I don’t even remember I think the first blog I ever followed that was yours was probably your captors blog??? probably something along the lines of wow cutie art will follow also captors hella. As for when we started REALLY talking in skype wow dhmis babes i mean cmon

2. Truth is: you are just a super awesome person and should embrace the fact that you are a super awesome person because if not then your super awesomeness will probably overload or something idk BASICALLY YOU’RE SUPER AWESOME CAR AND YOU BETTER NOT DENY IT OKAY OKAY

3. How old do you look: now that I think about it for all these things for at least half of them I haven’t actually seen what any of you guys look like but aren’t you like 17 or something car? idk what is age anYWAY

4. Have you ever made me laugh: omg yes especially your puns they are literally my favorite thing ok never stop making puns they are beautiful (just like you) (wonk)

5. Have you ever made me mad: probably not i mean besides you not embRACING YOUR AWESOMENESS which is like a terminal problem around here cmon everyone we’re awesome and should accept that (I’m such a hypocrite wow haha)

6. Best feature: Your ART is incREDIBLY wonderful and I also think your sense of humor is fantabulous and you’re just a great person in general car don’t stop being who you are bc it’s great you’re great everything’s great wow greatness. I can’t even pin just one singular thing you are too great my goshh

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: we’re engaged/married already so I mean take that as you will

8. You’re my: wife/husband/nerd knight in shining armor/car that we drive away in with cans knocking against the sidewalk/really really super great friend that I’m really happy I met like wow friendship is magic

9. Name in my phone: if I had your name in my phone it’d probably be caaar or something along those lines haha

10. Should you post this too? Have you already? idek I wouldn’t want to force anyone to do something they don’t want to so whateverrr

  #asknepeteleijon    #I need to go to sleep soon but    #I have to finish my essay    #as you can tell I'm working really hard on it right now    #ooc    #not an entry    #hey asks    #this got really long hopy shiz    #actually all of these are really long who am I kidding  
(( HEY YOU ))


1. First impression: At this point I’ve forgotten like everything about first impressions but it was probably something along the lines of omg jane blog I’ve never seen a jANE blog before

2. Truth is: You are too cool for the schools and should keep doing whatever it is you’re doing bc you’re too awesome seriously I am not kidding this sounds kinda sarcastic when you look back on it BUT IM NOT KIDDING YOU’RE COOL YEAHAA

3. How old do you look: Aren’t you like 14 or something?? such talent

4. Have you ever made me laugh: omg so many times you’re entire blog is incredible

5. Have you ever made me mad: naaahhhh

6. Best feature: YOUR CREATIVITY AND SENSE OF HUMOR OMG you always come up with the most hilarious stuff and it’s sooo great and also you are just really creative in general and you’re just really awesome at that yeaa

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: *winks seductively* (nah)

8. You’re my: maid blog buddy/wife and also one of my really super good blog bros ///puts on shades and poses

9. Name in my phone: idek what to put for this question I should just get rid of it tbh

10. Should you post this too? You already have??? I think?? BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO SEND YOU ONE BC WOW WAY TO SHOW UP LATE TO THE PARTY yup

  #ask crockercutie    #ooc    #not an entry    #hey asks    #(( EYYYYY BAEBAE ))    #(( also I see you are spreading word of MB again I should probably    #update that this weekend ye    #will dave bathe? the world (or meteor i guess) may never know ))  
((Hey Kanny ;P))

omg Tav no don’t call me Kanny I am not Kanny I am Kan there is the biggest difference in the world with those two letters (Kanny = Kankri while Kan = Kanaya BIG DIFFERENCE OKAY OKAY)

1. First impression: Wow look at this mun with this really super cutie muse like wow cutie alert in the AU 

2. Truth is: You shouldn’t be so hard on yourself bc you are super fabulous!!! Super cool!!! Super awesome!!!!!!! Accept my compliments you farming tool!!!! You super awesome spectacular cool fabulous incredible gardening tool! (ilu)

3. How old do you look: This question is like weird when you know the age of the person. It’s like ~20 or something yeah?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: DEFINITELY omg

5. Have you ever made me mad: mad that you don’t ACCEPT MY (AND EVERYONE ELSE’S) COMPLIMENTS AAA (I feel like this is something we all do though so i mean haha we are all just terrible or something) but besides that naaaah don’t think so

6. Best feature: You’re actually super caring and aLSO super creative!!!! You always have really cool ideas and work really hard on all your blogs. Your efforts on pseudostuck are soooo incredible and the other ideas and concepts you have on your other blogs are all super great. How are you so great Tav. Science may never be able to prove why.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: ///*dramatically turns head towards you and leans in* “nah bro”

8. You’re my: super duper extra super close and one of my best friends on this godforsaken website we all waste our lives on aaaa *makes triangle shape with hands*


10. Should you post this too? I think you may have already posted this, but of course like the lame-o I am I never went online on Munday so I missed everything so sad (I’d send you one if it wasn’t late as frickle frackle)

  #askpseudotav    #ooc    #not an entry    #(( omg actually though don't call me kanny every again please I don't like it wow ew ok    #Kan is the only nickname for me    #ok that's a lie I have a shitton of nicknames    #wooo these are fun ))  
[[ Hey Kan! :3 ]]

Hey GJ!!! Wooo I think I first started following your Jade blog sometime on Kanuyo, but I don’t even know when omg here we go

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: Cute!! Jade!! Blog!! Follow!!! (I can’t remember if I followed you first or you followed me first duhoyy my memory is shit gomen)

2. Truth is: You’re so sweet and also cool and also NOT OLD even though you say you are bc you are awesome GJ. Rock onnnnn

3. How old do you look: I already know how old you are so idk if I should even answer this umm idek aaa I’m being influenced by my knowledge okay next question

4. Have you ever made me laugh: omg definitely many times everytime we talk you make me laugh I’m pretty sure (but we also cry together a lot (about erifef probably and also just babies in general) sooo maybe it balances out) (or crying from laugher who knows)

5. Have you ever made me mad: The only way you could have ever possibly made me even a little mad is when you don’t accept everyone’s compliments about how you are totes a cutie and also rad as heckie

6. Best feature: You’re really just a super sweet and kind person!! With super cute and sweet art and super cute and sweet muses!! You probably cry honey and toot lavender Febreze or something

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: naahhh

8. You’re my: really super good friendo who I am super happy I met!! And can talk to and everything!! Friendship yaaaay

9. Name in my phone: On skype you’re just what you ahve your name set to bc I don’t nickname peeps. phone i got nothin obvs bc this question about phones isnt even relevant imo 

10. Should you post this too? idk do whatever you want babe yaaay freedom!!

  #ask garden jade    #ooc    #not an entry    #hey asks    #(( so much erifef crying about babies and how they are terrible dorks together    #so much crying and laughing about everything in general tbh    #livin' the good life ))  

Hey babe!! Oh gosh I’ve been following you since forever let’s do this

1. First impression: Cute Kanaya blog!! There should be more Kanaya blogs aaa

2. Truth is: I really admire how much of a sweetie you are! Good mun with good writing and good representation of muse and cutie art

3. How old do you look: Um, 15? (please shoot me I am a bad age judge aa)

4. Have you ever made me laugh: A lot of the things you reblog on your personal make me laugh, but as for your askblog you definitely have! I’m scrolling through it right now and a few posts def made me giggle ahaa

5. Have you ever made me mad: Nnnnope 

6. Best feature: I really like your writing!! But also how you are just a really nice person in general like wow thank you for bringing your niceness to this world

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: *winks at u* (no)

8. You’re my: longtime blog buddy!! tbh we should talk more but omg you are a sweetie and with the really super duper nice messages you’ve sent me before aaaa just thank you for being awesome

9. Name in my phone: None? Is this even relevant?

10. Should you post this too? If you want to? Have you already? idek do whatever you feel you wanna do haha

  #askauxiliatrix    #ooc    #not an entry    #(( hopefully I did this right omg ))    #hey asks    #(( BLACKLIST hey asks IF YOU WANT AAA ))  

mutuals this is actually really fun go


Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is:
3. How old do you look:
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad:
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

  #ooc    #ALL THE MUNS DID THIS ON MUNDAY AND I MISSED IT SO SAD so it's TOO LATE (too apologiiize)    #so I'll just reblog it myself and probably lose followers but whatever    #also i cleaned up the post what whaat    #bear in mind my memory is absolute shit so I'll probably not remember first impressions that well    #this blog is old as heckie    #not an entry